sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
(Source: growlithed)
- people: any guy would be lucky to have you
- me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
Y’all are seriously the most ungrateful fucks in the world. God forbid you can’t get onto tumblr for an hour or two…
(Source: napoleonbonerhard)
